I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
high people should be assigned attendants
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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