the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She even gives head with a lisp.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
His nipple licking is glorious
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