i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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