Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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