Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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I need you to use more vowels.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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