Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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