i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Dear god my vagina.
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