these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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