ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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