question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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