Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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