sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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