Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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