hotel room ftw
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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