you guys were way drunker than both of me
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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