Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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