I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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