i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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