I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Fuck appropriateness.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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