It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
