She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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