Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
