Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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