what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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