They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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