One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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