Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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