I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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