Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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