***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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