dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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