Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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