Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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