She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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