bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Fuck appropriateness.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
