I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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