Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Watching her eat just hurts me
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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