I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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