He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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