I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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