: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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