I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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