Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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