Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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