he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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