do herpes really smell.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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