i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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