oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
My dick has a subreddit
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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