If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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