So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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