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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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