He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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