Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Randomize
