And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
