But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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