oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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